Saturday 28 April 2018

Eurovision 2018 song reviews (part 6) - Greece, Ireland, FYR Macedonia, Switzerland, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine

With rehearsals starting this weekend, it really feels like the contest proper is about to begin - which is both exciting and worrying considering how little I have to look forward to after this (sad, but true). In the 6th instalment, I conclude my reviews of the 37 tracks competing in the semi finals. 


Greece - Yianna Terzi - "Oneiro Mou"
Semi final: 1
My score: 9/10
Chances of qualifying: 6.5/10
Can it make the top 10? Could happen.
Can it win? For the sake of their economic recovery, I hope not.

Greece's 2005 winning entry 'My Number One' by Helena Paparizou was one of the defining songs of my childhood, not to mention my earliest Eurovision memory. Greece also used to be my favourite Eurovision country when I was growing up, so it's sad to see how much they've lost their way in recent years. Thankfully, my aunty land (tacky, I know) has returned to form with this gorgeous entry, which is one of my favourite entries of this year. The fact that it is sung entirely in Greek (a language I grew up around) and has a nostalgic quality for me instrumentally may well have something to do with it. After the clinical, joyless, basic, generic MESS they gave us last year, Greece giving us something so...authentically Greek makes me very happy indeed. 

Despite my love for this song, I have some concerns - my biggest being the fact that Yianna is yet to perform this song life in full. Although the clips she has posted of her singing it on Instagram have been very promising, I need to hear the live version before I can fully judge its chances. My other concern is that they don't give this the epic staging it deserves; the instrumental bridge in particular has potential to be a MOMENT. Even though it's in a tough semi, I can see jurors lapping this one up. 


Ireland - Ryan O'Shaughnessy - "Together"
Semi final: 1
My score: 5/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? No.
Can it win? No.

Another year, another complete MISS from the formerly-successful Irish delegation. I just find this utterly dreary, old fashioned and uninspired. When countries such as Bulgaria, FYR Macedonia and Belgium continue to take risks, Ireland play it safe and guess what? It backfires. What I will say is that this is a vast improvement of the garbage song they sent last year, but that's far from a competent because the bar was not high...

I would have ruled it out completely, but the news that they'll be bringing the dancers from the video to Lisbon has improved its chances considerably. Having the storyline of incorporating a same-sex couple in the video is the only noteworthy element of the song, so fair play. Although I'm all for diversity and inclusion at Eurovision, I really, really don't want this dud in the final. 


FYR Macedonia - Eye Que - "Lost And Found"
Semi final: 1
My score: 9/10
Chances of qualifying: 5.5/10
Can it make the top 10? If only...
Can it win? No.

Last year, FYR Macedonia brought one of my favourite studio entries, the mega bop that was 'Dance Alone'. Unfortunately, it all fell apart once it got to Kiev, mostly due to the disastrous staging. This year, they're back with a far more competitive entry, and one with a stronger staging concept (at least I bloody hope it does!). Lost And Found fuses reggae, EDM and rock-pop to create a song unlike any other this year. This is instantly memorable and blew me away from first listen, so I'm hoping that voters and jurors across Europe will feel the same.

As a fan favourite, I'm cautiously optimistic about its chances. That said, FYR Macedonia have only qualified once in the last 10 years(!). Indeed, they tend to struggle at the best of times, even with decent entries. As they are in the toughest semi final in years and have an awful draw, I don't see this making the final unfortunately. 


Switzerland - Zibbz - "Stones"
Semi final: 1
My score: 7.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? No.
Can it win? No.

Unlike Ireland, Switzerland is a country who are actually...you know...trying to give us quality entries recently. I'll admit, this didn't really do much for me at first. After a shaky national selection performance, the studio cut gradually has moved its way up in my personal rankings. The brother-sister duo bring a spot of bluesy rock-pop to the contests, with a clear and bold message - which I massively appreciate in a contests where lyrics are often...questionable. 

My problem is that I don't think this is the kind of song that is right for Eurovision. By that, I mean it's not particularly competitive. Although it has drawn second half, I really don't see this standing out enough to televoters, nor juries, in order to survive such a difficult semi. I hope Switzerland continue to send quality entries in the future, because it will eventually pay off if the stars align. 


Slovenia - Lea Sirk - "Hvala, ne!"
Semi final: 2
My score: 8.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? No.
Can it win? If only. 

Where do I even begin with this? What began with an ironic appreciation for a trashy Slovenian trap bop has quickly evolved into genuine adoration. This is probably my most-played song of ESC 2018 so far and I'm not even ashamed of it anymore at this point. The song has one of the best bridges of the year, and the drop is irresistibly catchy. This may be silly, but it slaps and Lea sells the shit out of it.

The staging is simple, but effective. Everything from the tight choreography, the effective use of those Hobby Craft frames and the 'edgy' styling made this one of the best stage presentations of all the national selections. Having seen Lea perform this live on a number of occasions by this point, we know that Lea can hit the notes AND keep up the choreo, which will hopefully serve her well. I just hope that Europe sees the fun in this riot of an entry and chucks her a vote, because I want this in the final desperately. 

Hvala, ne ne! Hvala, ne! *tinny drop*


Sweden - Benjamin Ingrosso - "Dance You Off"
Semi final: 2
My score: 7/10
Chances of qualifying: 10/10
Can it make the top 10? Yes.
Can it win? Yes.

Although the last four countries I've been discussing tend to struggle to qualify, Sweden has no such problem. In fact, it's gotten to the point where Sweden scores well by default - last year, they sent a wooden performer with barely any charisma + an alright song + some treadmills and they managed to make top 5. To be honest, I'm getting a little bored of male solo artists singing subpar songs from Sweden and would welcome virtually anything else at this point. 

Although the song is okay at best and Benjamin's voice is a bit grating, I cannot deny how excellent Dance You Off's Melodifestivalen staging was. The use of a giant tanning bed light show in a year when LEDs are effectively banned is a masterstroke from the Swedish delegation and will no doubt secure them a top 10 finish, regardless of the song. In fact, in such an open field, I could even see this winning...


Ukraine - Melovin - "Under the Ladder"
Semi final: 2
My score: 8.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 9.5/10
Can it make the top 10? Yes.
Can it win? I don't think so.

Along with Greece, Ukraine is another Eurovision favourite of mine. With the exception of their 2017 entry, Ukraine has consistently delivered quality, well-performed bops. This year is no different, although they've once again diverted from sending a female solo artist like they have historically. Unlike their entry last year, 'Under the Ladder' has a pop sensibility and an anthemic chorus, bringing them back up to their usual standard. 

As this is closing what is a rather weak semi final, I cannot see a scenario where this doesn't sail through. The staging from the Ukrainian national selection was powerful, memorable and dynamic, so hopefully they won't change too much. The one setback this has is that Melovin's diction is terrible, making most of the lyrics incomprehensible. However, he has had plenty of time to work on that, so I'm sure he'll be able to bring Ukraine back over to the left-hand side of the score board where they belong. 


Updated ranking:

Semi 1 (by chances of qualification)
1. Israel - Netta - "Toy" - 9.5
2. Czech Republic - Mikolas Josef - "Lie To Me" - 8
3. Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - "La Forza" - 8
4. Cyprus - Eleni Foureira - "Fuego" - 8
5. Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You" - 8
6. Belgium - SENNEK - "A Matter of Time" - 8
7. Bulgaria - EQUINOX - "Bones" - 7.5
8. Greece - Yianna Terzi - "Oneiro Mou" - 7
9. Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami" - 7
10. Finland - Saara Aalto - "Monsters" - 6.5
11. Azerbaijan - Aisel - "X My Heart" - 6
12. FYR Macedonia - Eye Que - "Lost And Found" - 5.5
13. Ireland - Ryan O'Shaughnessy - "Together" - 5
14. Switzerland - Zibbz - "Stones" - 5
15. Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old" - 5
16. Belarus - Alekseev - "Forever" - 4.5
17. Albania - Eugent Bushpepa - "Mall" - 4.5
18. Croatia - Franka - "Crazy" - 4
19. Iceland - Ari Ólafsson - "Our Choice" - 2

Semi 2 (by chances of qualification)
1. Sweden - Benjamin Ingrosso - "Dance You Off" - 10
2. Ukraine - Melovin - "Under the Ladder" - 9.5
3. Norway - Alexander Rybak - "That's How You Write A Song" - 9
4. Denmark - Rasmussen - "Higher Ground" - 9
5. The Netherlands - Waylon - "Outlaw In 'Em" - 9
6. Australia - Jessica Mauboy - "We Got Love" - 8
7. Poland - Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer - "Light Me Up"
8. Russia - Julia Samoylova - "I Won't Break" - 8
9. Moldova - DoReDos - "My Lucky Day" - 7.5
10. Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár" - 7
11. Romania - The Humans - "Goodbye" - 6
12. Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl" - 5.5
13. Montenegro - Vanja Radovanović - "Inje" - 5
14. Slovenia - Lea Sirk - "Hvala, ne!" - 5
15. Malta - Christabelle - "Taboo" - 5
16. Georgia - Iriao - "For You" - 5
17. Serbia - Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - "Nova Deca" - 5
18. San Marino - Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening - "Who We Are" - 1

Overall ranking so far (by personal score - ties broken by preference)
1. Israel - Netta - "Toy" - 9.5
2. Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - "La Forza" - 9
3. FYR Macedonia - Eye Que - "Lost And Found" - 9
4. Greece - Yianna Terzi - "Oneiro Mou" - 9
5. Belgium - SENNEK - "A Matter of Time" - 9
6. Denmark - Rasmussen - "Higher Ground" - 8.5
7. Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You" - 8.5
8. Cyprus - Eleni Foureira - "Fuego" - 8.5
9. Slovenia - Lea Sirk - "Hvala, ne!" - 8.5
10. Ukraine - Melovin - "Under the Ladder" - 8.5
11. Bulgaria - EQUINOX - "Bones" - 8
12. Croatia - Franka - "Crazy" - 8
13. Serbia - Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - "Nova Deca" - 8
14. Moldova - DoReDos - "My Lucky Day" - 8
15. Australia - Jessica Mauboy - "We Got Love" - 7.5
16. Azerbaijan - Aisel - "X My Heart" - 7.5
17. Switzerland - Zibbz - "Stones" - 7.5
18. Finland - Saara Aalto - "Monsters" - 7.5
19. Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami" - 7.5
20. Russia - Julia Samoylova - "I Won't Break" - 7.5
21. Georgia - Iriao - "For You" - 7.5
22. Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár" - 7.5
23. Albania - Eugent Bushpepa - "Mall" - 7.5
24. Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl" - 7
25. Czech Republic - Mikolas Josef - "Lie To Me" - 7
26. Sweden - Benjamin Ingrosso - "Dance You Off" - 7
27. Malta - Christabelle - "Taboo" - 7
28. Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old" - 6
29. Poland - Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer - "Light Me Up" - 6
30. The Netherlands - Waylon - "Outlaw In 'Em" - 6
31. Belarus - Alekseev - "Forever" - 6
32. Montenegro - Vanja Radovanović - "Inje" - 5.5
33. San Marino - Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening - "Who We Are" - 5
34. Ireland - Ryan O'Shaughnessy - "Together" - 5
35. Romania - The Humans - "Goodbye" - 4
36. Norway - Alexander Rybak - "That's How You Write A Song" - 3
37. Iceland - Ari Ólafsson - "Our Choice" - 3

Next week, I'll be reviewing the automatic qualifiers before I give my predictions. In the meantime, revisit the other review posts:



Friday 20 April 2018

Eurovision 2018 song reviews (part 5) - Croatia, Cyprus, Finland, Malta, Montenegro, Poland


THREE WEEKS TO GO! It's all getting very exciting for a Eurovision-obsessive like me, so much so that I forgot to post this update last week (oops!).

Croatia - Franka - "Crazy"
Semi final: 1
My score: 8/10
Chances of qualifying: 4/10
Can it make the top 10? No.
Can it win? Nope.

When following the roll-out of Eurovision entries at the start of the year, it is important not to get one's hopes up about songs based solely on the artist. When a participating artist is announced, I always make the mistake of diving into their back catalogue and then expecting them to send their best to the contest...which rarely happens. This is what happened with Croatia's Franka. Prior to her entry being released, I expected a top 10 contender.

Although I enjoyed Crazy upon initial listen, I was still disappointed at how uncompetitive it is. The production is strong and the hook is memorable...but the chorus lacks impact and doesn't have the 'oomph' that a successful Eurovision song requires. The video is brilliant and lends itself well excellent staging...but she's basically confirmed that the staging will be minimal in Lisbon. My hopes are no longer high for this one...especially since it's in semi final 1.


Cyprus - Eleni Foureira - "Fuego"
Semi final: 1
My score: 8.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 8/10
Can it make the top 10? Maybe.
Can it win? No, I don't think so.

From a slightly disappointing internal selection...to an internal selection that managed to meet my expectations, and then some. It's difficult to be unbiased when judging my motherland's entry, but this  is the first time a Cypriot entry has got me excited since 2012, so you bet I'm gonna stan. Even though Eleni isn't Cypriot, I am delighted that she's finally getting the chance to compete after being snubbed by the Greek broadcaster for years. She's ours now and she's bringing an ethno-bop with a distinct Cypriot flavour - I couldn't be happier. 

She may not be Whitney in the recording booth, but she knows how to perform. With her team going all-out on the visuals (with the help of some not-so-subtle product placement), I have high hopes for how this is gonna look on stage. It's closing semi final 1 in what is a producer-curated line-up, so they clearly have high hopes for this too. All going well, this could be Cyprus' best result in years.


Finland - Saara Aalto - "Monsters"
Semi final: 1
My score: 7.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 6.5/10
Can it make the top 10? Yes, with the right staging.
Can it win? No.

I may be hopeful about Eleni's staging...but that same optimism cannot be said for Finland's Saara Aalto. As much as I enjoy Saara's unapologetically grand and queer approach to performing, it can veer dangerously into tacky territory, which reduces the quality of the song itself. 'Monsters', is a well-produced and catchy dance-pop song, but the staging from UMK made it come off far cheaper than it actually is...which is an issue for a contemporary Eurovision entry. 

As the contest moves away from 'trashy' entries and into a more 'credible' phase, Saara needs to make the leap with her staging or else this may end up not qualifying. Thankfully, she recently announced that the original staging concept has been scrapped and she will be doing something that 'has never been done on the Eurovision stage before'. As someone who isn't really a fan of Brian Friedman's recent work...I'm just gonna try and keep an open mind. 


Malta - Christabelle - "Taboo"
Semi final: 2
My score: 6.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? No.
Can it win? No.

When staging IS done right, it can really elevate a mediocre song, as is the case for Christabelle's 'Taboo'. Don't get me wrong, this has plenty going for it - the production in the verses is excellent, the song is well-sung and it has an excellent message about mental health. Unfortunately, the message is lost in a sea of cliches and tropes. Also, the use of dubstep makes the production feel dated; the song needed a complete overhaul, but it only got a slight revamp. 

This is essentially a banger-in-waiting, which simply isn't enough to score well at Eurovision. The staging elevated this considerably at its national final, so perhaps it can do the same in Lisbon? Regardless, Christabelle has been making waves in Maltese politics as well as in the UK with her mental health awareness campaign, which is ultimately more important than how well this does in Lisbon anyway. 


Montenegro - Vanja Radovanović - "Inje"
Semi final: 2
My score: 5.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? No,
Can it win? No.

A very prominent trend in ESC 2018 has been the increase in the use of native language and instrumentation, which no doubt is a reaction to Salvador Sobral's 'credible' win last year. You even had countries like Serbia, Greece and Slovenia insisting that entries had to be sang in their native languages for the sake of authenticity. Montenegro also followed suit, reverting back to the once-popular 'Balkan Ballad' genre that was notably absent from last year's contest.

As a huge fan of the 2012 contest, I am certainly not against ethnic ballads (heck, Greece's song is my favourite song of this year *spoiler*), but this one isn't quite captivating me. Admittedly, it has grown on me since its release and I've come to really love parts of it (especially the final note). Whether this is powerful enough to garner the support it needs to qualify, I'm not convinced...


Poland - Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer - "Light Me Up"
Semi final: 2
My score: 6/10
Chances of qualifying: 8/10
Can it make the top 10? Yes :/
Can it win? No.

From a 'credible' and emotive native language ballad to perhaps THE most generic and disposable entry of the year; we close this update with Poland's 'Light Me Up'. Although many countries have decided to go back to their roots with their entries, Poland clearly didn't get the memo. This has not one ounce of originality or distinctiveness to it, to the point where it is alarmingly familiar. That's said, it's a perfectly competent EDM banger that could do fairly well in Europe after the contest. 

As negative as I sound, I like the hook and enjoy the familiarity of the drop. I have no doubt that this will qualify and I'm not gonna rule out a top 10 finish based on how universally palatable this will be. The potential fork in the road could be Lukas' vocals, which were APPALLING on the night of the national final. I don't care if it's an EDM song; it's not technically challenging enough to justify such an off-key vocal. 


Updated ranking:

Semi 1 (by chances of qualification)
1. Israel - Netta - "Toy" - 9.5
2. Czech Republic - Mikolas Josef - "Lie To Me" - 8
3. Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - "La Forza" - 8
4. Cyprus - Eleni Foureira - "Fuego" - 8
5. Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You"
6. Belgium - SENNEK - "A Matter of Time" - 8
7. Bulgaria - EQUINOX - "Bones" - 7.5
8. Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami" - 7
9. Finland - Saara Aalto - "Monsters" - 6.5
10. Azerbaijan - Aisel - "X My Heart" - 6
11. Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old"
12. Belarus - Alekseev - "Forever" - 4.5
13. Albania - Eugent Bushpepa - "Mall" - 4.5
14. Croatia - Franka - "Crazy" - 4
15. Iceland - Ari Ólafsson - "Our Choice" - 2

Semi 2 (by chances of qualification)
1. Norway - Alexander Rybak - "That's How You Write A Song" - 9
2. Denmark - Rasmussen - "Higher Ground" - 9
3. The Netherlands - Waylon - "Outlaw In 'Em" - 9
4. Australia - Jessica Mauboy - "We Got Love" - 8
5. Poland - Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer - "Light Me Up"
6. Russia - Julia Samoylova - "I Won't Break" - 8
7. Moldova - DoReDos - "My Lucky Day" - 7.5
8. Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár" - 7
9. Romania - The Humans - "Goodbye" - 6
10. Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl" - 5.5
11. Montenegro - Vanja Radovanović - "Inje"
12. Malta - Christabelle - "Taboo" - 5
13. Georgia - Iriao - "For You" - 5
14. Serbia - Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - "Nova Deca" - 5
15. San Marino - Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening - "Who We Are" - 1

Overall ranking so far (by personal score - ties broken by preference)
1. Israel - Netta - "Toy" - 9.5
2. Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - "La Forza" - 9
3. Belgium - SENNEK - "A Matter of Time" - 9
4. Denmark - Rasmussen - "Higher Ground" - 8.5
5. Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You" - 8.5
6. Cyprus - Eleni Foureira - "Fuego" - 8.5
7. Bulgaria - EQUINOX - "Bones" - 8
8. Croatia - Franka - "Crazy" - 8
9. Serbia - Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - "Nova Deca" - 8
10. Moldova - DoReDos - "My Lucky Day" - 8
11. Australia - Jessica Mauboy - "We Got Love" - 7.5
12. Azerbaijan - Aisel - "X My Heart" - 7.5
13. Finland - Saara Aalto - "Monsters" 7.5
14. Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami" - 7.5
15. Russia - Julia Samoylova - "I Won't Break" - 7.5
16. Georgia - Iriao - "For You" - 7.5
17. Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár" - 7.5
18. Albania - Eugent Bushpepa - "Mall" - 7.5
19. Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl" - 7
20. Czech Republic - Mikolas Josef - "Lie To Me" - 7
21. Malta - Christabelle - "Taboo" - 7
22. Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old" - 6
23. Poland - Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer - "Light Me Up" - 6
24. The Netherlands - Waylon - "Outlaw In 'Em" - 6
25. Belarus - Alekseev - "Forever" - 6
26. Montenegro - Vanja Radovanović - "Inje" - 5.5
27. San Marino - Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening - "Who We Are" - 5
28. Romania - The Humans - "Goodbye" - 4
29. Norway - Alexander Rybak - "That's How You Write A Song" - 3
30. Iceland - Ari Ólafsson - "Our Choice" - 3

Friday 6 April 2018

Eurovision 2018 song reviews (part 4) - Lithuania, Armenia, Austria, Georgia, Hungary, Latvia

With almost month to go until the contest, we power through with the track reviews for Eurovision 2018!

Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old"
Semi final: 1
My score: 6/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? Very unlikely but I could see a scenario where it could.
Can it win? Nope.

As with the vast majority of this year's national selections, Lithuania's seemingly never-ending marathon „Eurovizijos“ dainų konkurso nacionalinė atranka 2018 did not go my way. On the plus side, the entry they selected is far superior to what they ended up with last year - so yay for that. 

As for 'When We're Old', it's a fairly unremarkable, mousy love song about growing old with that special someone - groundbreaking. Ieva's whispery, affected vocals are really not my thing, but I can admit that she has stage presence and can sell this live. The melody is memorable enough and she's a very charming performer - so I could see televoters and juries alike respecting this. Unfortunately for her, she's in the bloodbath semi and is sandwiched between some of the biggest favourites in the contest - so her chances of qualification are slim. This is a borderline qualifier at best.


Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami"
Semi final: 1
My score: 7.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 7/10
Can it make the top 10? Possibly.
Can it win? I don't think so.

Armenia are one of my favourite Eurovision countries, constantly delivering quality bops year after year - Qele Qele, Jan Jan, Apricot Stone, LoveWave, Fly With Me to name a few. They continued to serve quality this year with one of the stronger national selections of 2018. Even though 'Qami' wasn't my favourite to win Depi Evratesil,  its victory was well-deserved. 

I love that this is the first Eurovision entry to be sung entirely in Armenian, but otherwise this is a rather safe entry for a delegation known for taking risks. Even though it takes a while to properly get going, Sevak delivers on the vocals and Armenia have form for staging. I'm fairly confident this will be going through. 


Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You"
Semi final: 1
My score: 8.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 8/10
Can it make the top 10? Yes.
Can it win? I don't think so but I won't rule it out.

From one excellent male vocalist to another, we move onto Austria's Cesár Sampson. Internal selections usually bring quality, and this year was no exception. After performing at Eurovision twice before as a backing vocalist, it's time for Cesár to take centre stage. 

With one of the best videos of the year, I have high hopes for the staging. If they get the staging right, I could see this contemporary slice of gospel pop make the top half of the scoreboard, top 10 at a push. Semi one may be a bloodbath, but I could see Cesár making it out unscathed. 


Georgia - Iriao - "For You"
Semi final: 2
My score: 7.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 5/10
Can it make the top 10? Probably not.
Can it win? No. 

One of the first acts to be announced...with the last song to be released; Georgia's entry this year is a bit of an enigma. It probably has the least amount of hype out of all the entries, and yet I could see magic happen when this hits Lisbon, especially with those incredible harmonies.

After just missing out on a spot in the final last year, I'm sure just making it to Saturday night would be a victory for Georgia. Because of how weak open semi 2 is this year, I'm not willing to rule this out just yet. Perhaps the public will fancy a spot of ethno-jazz and chuck this a vote?


Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár"
Semi final: 2
My score: 7.5/10
Chances of qualifying: 7/10
Can it make the top 10? Possibly.
Can it win? No. 

On the topic of genre diversity, we move onto a slice of Hungarian post-hardcore. Like many, I wasn't *quite* sure what I was listening to, but with repeated listens this turned out to be quite the banger. Success at Eurovision is very much dependant on atmosphere and emotion (see: Salvador Sobral last year), so I can see a lot of merit in this. 

Although one could dismiss this as being too aggressive and off-putting to do well at Eurovision, I would argue the contrary. This is completely unique in this field and will pick up support from what I call 'anti-eurovision fans' (people who watch the show to bitch, moan and generally be miserable) - and that could see them into the final and out of the bottom 5. Oh, and the key change SNATCHES.


Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl"
Semi final: 2
My score: 7/10
Chances of qualifying: 5.5/10
Can it make the top 10? No.
Can it win? No. 

I'm far less confident about the success of Latvia's entry this year. Mid-tempos are notoriously difficult to get right at Eurovision; they're too slow to dance to, too up-tempo to evoke emotion and generally highly dependant on staging. Luckily for the Latvian delegation, they have an excellent vocalist and performer to tie this all together.

With an unfortunate running position in semi 2, I've recently become a lot less confident in the ability for this song to make the final. 'Funny Girl' lacks a hook, and for that I cannot see this connecting with televoters. Regardless, I think Laura can bring this to life in Lisbon and deliver a performance to be proud of. To me, this is a weaker version of Croatia's song. 


Updated ranking:

Semi 1 (by chances of qualification)
1. Israel - Netta - "Toy" - 9.5
2. Czech Republic - Mikolas Josef - "Lie To Me" - 8
3. Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - "La Forza" - 8
4. Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You"
5. Belgium - SENNEK - "A Matter of Time" - 8
6. Bulgaria - EQUINOX - "Bones" - 7.5
7. Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami" - 7
8. Azerbaijan - Aisel - "X My Heart" - 6
9. Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old"
10. Belarus - Alekseev - "Forever" - 4.5
11. Albania - Eugent Bushpepa - "Mall" - 4.5
12. Iceland - Ari Ólafsson - "Our Choice" - 2

Semi 2 (by chances of qualification)
1. Norway - Alexander Rybak - "That's How You Write A Song" - 9
2. Denmark - Rasmussen - "Higher Ground" - 9
3. The Netherlands - Waylon - "Outlaw In 'Em" - 9
4. Australia - Jessica Mauboy - "We Got Love" - 8
5. Russia - Julia Samoylova - "I Won't Break" - 8
6. Moldova - DoReDos - "My Lucky Day" - 7.5
7. Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár" - 7
8. Romania - The Humans - "Goodbye" - 6
9. Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl" - 5.5
10. Georgia - Iriao - "For You" - 5
11. Serbia - Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - "Nova Deca" - 5
12. San Marino - Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening - "Who We Are" - 1

Overall ranking so far (by personal score - ties broken by preference)
1. Israel - Netta - "Toy" - 9.5
2. Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - "La Forza" - 9
3. Belgium - SENNEK - "A Matter of Time" - 9
4. Denmark - Rasmussen - "Higher Ground" - 8.5
5. Austria - Cesár Sampson - "Nobody but You" - 8.5
6. Bulgaria - EQUINOX - "Bones" - 8
7. Serbia - Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - "Nova Deca" - 8
8. Moldova - DoReDos - "My Lucky Day" - 8
9. Australia - Jessica Mauboy - "We Got Love" - 7.5
10. Azerbaijan - Aisel - "X My Heart" - 7.5
11. Armenia - Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami" - 7.5
12. Russia - Julia Samoylova - "I Won't Break" - 7.5
13. Georgia - Iriao - "For You" - 7.5
14. Hungary - AWS - "Viszlát nyár" - 7.5
15. Albania - Eugent Bushpepa - "Mall" - 7.5
16. Latvia - Laura Rizzotto - "Funny Girl" - 7
17. Czech Republic - Mikolas Josef - "Lie To Me" - 7
18. Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaitė - "When We're Old" - 6
19. The Netherlands - Waylon - "Outlaw In 'Em" - 6
20. Belarus - Alekseev - "Forever" - 6
21. San Marino - Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening - "Who We Are"
22. Romania - The Humans - "Goodbye" - 4
23. Norway - Alexander Rybak - "That's How You Write A Song" - 3